Chocks Scotches
My wife is chocking on a peanut, what do I need to do?
My wife is currently choking on a peanut. Although I told her to slow down, she wolfed them down and now she's coughing. Did she listen to me? No, of course not, just like the time I said we should buy a Prius instead of a Ford, she refused and now complains about fuel economy. And why do I always have to go with her to see her parents? Can't I express my preference for a change and just stay at home. They don't even like me that much. I remember at our wedding, her father even said as much when he'd had a few drinks. That's another thing too, she complains when I have too much to drink, but at least I don't keep a bottle of scotch in the bathroom like her dad. She's always protecting her family even when they don't deserve it, but when it comes to me she'll always join in the fun if her friends insult me. Her best friend is two-faced and inconsiderate, she still owes me my lawnmower back but never, ever mentions it.
Anyway, can anyone tell me what to do, pretty quickly?
y r u wasting ur time on here lol
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